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If I were to slip BIG Ben a Viagra before the BIG game would that put a hitch in his giddyup?

Or would it just make for a long day for C Jeff Hartings?

4 hours is a long time.

Chosen Answer:

you have good humor lol

I’ll go with the hitch…..Hartings doesn’t deserve that
by: Devin Harris < Roddy Beaubois
on: 22nd January 09

If you were approached to be the next spokesperson for Viagra what would you do or say?

Inspired by one of my contacts lol.

Chosen Answer:

Me (at doctor): I can’t get an erection. I think I have ED.

Doctor: You should try Viagra. It really works.

Me: Really? Can I get it over the counter?

Doctor: Sure, but you would have to take the whole bottle to do that!
by: Hey Arnold!
on: 7th October 10

Why does the Fox News Channel have so many commercials for”erectile dysfunction”drugs like Viagra and Levitra?

I mean, it seems like every other commercial is for male impotence treatment. What’s up with THAT?

Chosen Answer:

Primarily to give Media Matters and it’s readers a rise. :)
by: suthrnlyts™
on: 26th March 11

Why does the Fox News Channel have so many commercials for”errectile disfunction”drugs like Viagra and Levitra?

I mean, it seems like every other commercial is for male impotence treatment. What’s up with THAT?

Chosen Answer:

I’m a little upset that you got 65 answers whereas I only got 60 for my Fox News question. Damn you and your amazing physique!
And now for my attempt at acting like the typical Fox viewer in responding to this question:
If you don’t like Fox then why are you watching it? If you don’t watch it then how do you know what commercials they show? You’re just another stupid brainwashed libtard who prolly gets her news from Olberman. He’s not even a real journalist, he’s a sportscaster you know. Rachel Madcow is ugly and dum. Chris Matthews gets tingly when he sees Obama. You stupid socialist sheep are destroying the country and you want to rag on fox, the only real news in america. If you like socialism so much why don’t you move to France.
by: Captain T2 (((Zilla)))
on: 9th June 09

how is this quick old joke still funny or past its use by date Hot Chocolate and Viagra?

A man goes to the nursing home to visit his 84 year-old father. While there he notices the nurse is giving his father hot chocolate and Viagra.

The man asks, “Why are you doing that? I mean, at his age what will it do for him?”

The nurse explains, “The hot chocolate will help him sleep.”

The man says, “And the Viagra?”

“Keeps him from falling out of bed.”

Chosen Answer:

LOL good one ouch ouch I think I split my side LOL
by: silvenstrider
on: 30th March 09

What would happen if a girl took Viagra?

We all know (obviously) what would be the effect of a guy taking those women’s breast enhancement pills, lol……
but if a girl took Viagra, Vimax, Extenze, or Enzyte(something like that.)…what would happen?

Chosen Answer:

Although I would not suggest taking the pill, it actually enhanses the womens sexual drive. I took one a long time ago when I was about 20 me and my boyfriend were drinking, and he heard that it enhanced the sexual drive fro both men and females that were young. So since he didnt need the pill for an erectile problem, it just made him last longer, and it made me alot more sensitive, it felt great, but we were also drinking so that could have also attributed to it. I dont suggest it though because it could be dangerous.
by: Kassie18
on: 21st November 08

Found out my husband keeps Viagra in his drawer at home and in his briefcase is that?

normal. He doesn’t know that I know he still has them in his briefcase. He said he could have an affair with or without the pills.

Chosen Answer:

Maybe he just does not want to disappoint you. Try talking to him – dialog should help. ask him why he is using it and see what he says.

Cheers,

Martin
by: Martin
on: 8th November 08

If I take viagra and walk around wearing tight bicycle shorts?

so I have a huge bulge showing.

will this arouse women and increase my chances of getting their phone numbers?

Chosen Answer:

Obviously. Women love that.
by: Skyn
on: 9th April 11

Is Viagra ever given to Pandas to help them mate?

Do zookeepers do that? Or would that not help?

Chosen Answer:

They don’t have erectile dysfunction, they’re just not very interested in sex.

Most male mammals have a penis bone (Baculum), so their erections don’t work by hydrostatic pressure like humans. Viagra wouldn’t have any real effect on Yang-yang’s wang.
by: corvis_9
on: 21st September 08

tell the name of ayurvedic medicine helps in erection during intercourse.Will it better from viagra?

Is there any other name of viagra medicine in India? how much it costs?

Chosen Answer:

Yes it’s called beetroot with lube.
Stuff all of them into vag
That’ll do
by: xsense
on: 12th April 09